You Know You Watch Too Much YGO: TAS When...

[stardustdragoon13]

...you start thinking that your voice gives you super strength

...your work begins to decline because your Brooklyn accent makes it hard to concentrate on improtant things like card games.

...you start every sentence with "Attention Duelists!!!!!" and/or finish them with "...in America"

...someone says something you disagree with and you insist that you cant understand them and they should try speaking American because it's the only language you understand

...you think screen time is more important than anything else

...you talk about your hair all the time.

...you wear sunglassess all the time because you are an american....in america

...you develope an urge to wear leather pants

...you carry your things in "the briefcase of death"

...you try and control the minds of everyone called Steve

...when shocked you say "holly sh*t on a sh*t sandwich with sh*t on top"

...you attempt an epic mokuba manouver whenever possible

...you think you dont stand a ghost of a chance whenever you cant do something

...you go to new york and randomly yell "Brooklyn Rage!!!!!!" in the middle of the street

...your friend falls over and you yell "oh no my yugimuffin!"

...you yell "oh my god a giant rock" when near even a small stone and believe it was your destiny to behold this "giant rock"

...you flag YouTube videos to compensate for the fact that you have an extremely small penis.

...you go to egypt when greiving

...you think Jewish peoples keep trying to steal your millennium items.

...your wife explodes at the alter and you think it was "kinda weird"

...you refer to yourself in the 3rd person to become a bad guy

...you start twiddling a milkshake in your hands proclaiming "Die, milkshake, die! That's right, milkshake, you have been defeated. Now you go to milkshake prison."

...you frequently demand a flashback to your ancient past

...you believe that if you win a childrens card game, there will be cake

...you start seeing some kind of evil zebra-unicorn thing in your nightmares

...you say "trademark" after almost every name drop

...you spend 3 million dollars on trading cards

...your mother tries to comfort you with the sound of her manly voice

...you find your grandfather is secretly in love with Black Luster Soldier.

...you wear a condom when playing card games

...you start to play card games

...you think that the samurai pizza cats are the most feared animé organization known to man

...your enemies dont want to kill you, just destroy you a little

...your shocked and say "holy ra" and confused and say "nyeah?"

[Poser]

... you adopt yugis catch phrase (I do it now and again)

... you click to see if there are any new episodes, when you see none you click refresh (never done that)

... you substitue swears for "For Ra's sake" after being told to stop swearing (yeah I do that)

... You visualise Yamis voice when making love (Never done that!)

[dragonknight1]

...you tell a cop "screw the rules i have money"

[Grantsnake]

... when your fucking about on a high wall you tell your friend not to worry because 'your hair gives you the power to defy gravity'

... when you start work at a pre school and find you child grabbing classes paid off

[Kuro]

... When you stop going to the movies, reading books, and playing video games, thanks to Yami spoiling every plot twist in history.

... When you ask every Steve you meet if he as ever "Popped and Locked against his will"

... When you hate anything having to do with the circus, because you're afraid you'll meet some form of gay clown that has appeared in this series.

... When you insult a Brittish person by telling them something you've heard Bakura said, which apparently is an insult.

... When talking like Tristen begins to be listed as a "Special Talent"

number's 2-4 I've done, sad to say

[killaziv]

Lol I Have Actually Done That. Didn't Go Down To Well <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley5.png'>

[Badgeabridged]

-when you go into a travel agents and ask if you can fly with camp airlines

- buy japanese comic books *cough*porn*cough*

[lostfeather]

... you have a stash of Jinzo cards next to your computer to ward off obscure internet references.

[DarkPhoenix]

-you can't stop reading you know you watch to much YGOTAS when...

[LittleWingedPegasus]

Actually I've done most of them
Some more:
-You believe you can actually Mind Crush people
-You want to kidnap everybody just because it's...fabulous
-You start to listen to Spice Girls
-You think Sexy Back is really cool
-You have a YGOTAS quote on your Yahoo/Msn/... everyday
-You start to Neehhh right after somebody tell you something

[DarkPhoenix]

-You have dream smex with Kaiba

[Badgeabridged]

-kill a gay clown

[Grantsnake]

- when the world has no girls in it only exrtreamly girly men <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'>

[c4ptj4c5p4rr0w]

- you giggle whenever someone says "In America" or "My hair"

[Chax]

-When you see the person 3 post's above(Badgeabridged) in real life wearing an 'In America' shirt and cant stop quoting 'In America',

-When your told and i quote 'I think we should keep our Abridged quotes to ourselves people think we're weird',
well everyone thinks im weird anyway so its no difference to me lol <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley7.png'>

[c4ptj4c5p4rr0w]

It's a little sad that I go to a school with about 1,300 students and so far, I've found only one other person who watches YGO:TAS. I just found out that this one person watches YGO:TAS today, though I'm not surprised. :) Ah well. Keep quoting and spread our message!

[Grantsnake]

when your on the bus lisening to some songs when you just said for no reason you say 'MIND CRUSH' then from the other side of the bus you hear a little voice say 'in stero' and you laugh rediculously loud

[c4ptj4c5p4rr0w]

Based on the familiarity to this situation you have, I'll assume you had this happen to you very recently...

[ocrinaoftimefreak]

- When you begin hunting down gay clowns professionaly.

[hana]

<i>Post censored by darkarcher.</i>

[JesusRocks]

[c4ptj4c5p4rr0w]

wow.... WOW..... Who is that? And from what show?
That looks like FUN!

[JesusRocks]

I think it's from tenchi muyo... the cartoon network's censored version... the character being grabbed by the face is Ayeka

[c4ptj4c5p4rr0w]

Cool, I'll have to look that up.

[Roque]

...You are a member of the YGO: TAS-Group on StudiVZ (students' index)
XDD

[Brandonbumper]

When you say LK I love you in your sleep

[Badgeabridged]

:O charlie !!!!!!

[JesusRocks]

When you start understanding internet speak from this site...

[DarkPhoenix]

you cry whenever the site goes down and you can't watch YGO:TAS because you don't have an Ipod with the episodes loaded on it

[Grantsnake]

omg a boosh fan sorry that was of topic
when you start commenting on this topic that when youve watched to much lol