Wishes will be Corrupted

[gwtyler1985]

Granted. You find out that's where she tucks it.

I wish my class tonight wasn't in a closet.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Granted. Now it's in a sauna

I wish my biological dad could be here earlier than next Sunday

[Mistyskye]

Granted, but your biological mom is unavailable for the occasion

I wish I could stay up later at night

[gwtyler1985]

Granted. You can't find anything to do.

I wish that I had someone to get me dinner while I'm in class.

[Mid-Knight]

Granted, but you can't have dinner while you're in class

I wish I had a big burger

[Mistyskye]

granted, but you are not allowed to eat it

I wish I had more friends

[Mid-Knight]

Granted but they're all like AbigeruAlek

I wish this forum was more active

[gwtyler1985]

Granted. All of the forum users just want to talk about what's currently happening on CSPAN.

I wish you could have come up with a better way of ruining my last wish. It didn't stop me from eating in class.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Granted. You were allowed to eat in class but got food poisoning

I wish I could get more sleep

[Kronus]

granted, but you will never wake up again.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[gwtyler1985]

Granted. You end up wishing that the United States senate would make very uncomfortable passes at you.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

[Mid-Knight]

Granted.... But it's fried

I wish I had a pay raise

[gwtyler1985]

Granted. It was an error and you get laid off for it before you find out you get the raise.

I wish people on here could ruin my wishes without giving me exactly what I wanted in the first place.

[Mistyskye]

Your wish is gr-- NEJKLZ. 94865UY ;JOIFDGZ ;[Y

I wish people will understand how I ruined gwtyler's wish

[Pixelwiz]

Wish granted. They understand it as asian porn.

I wish for a real pet Kirby.

[Mistyskye]

Granted, but is nothing like it is in the video games

I wish I could read Japanese

[Mid-Knight]

Granted but you forgot reading in english

I wish Scoopshipping had a happy ending

[Keiralovesbakura]

Granted its happy for you, but not for everyone else.

I wish I was part of my favorite internet critic soceity

[Mid-Knight]

Granted, but it dissappears after that

I wish to write correctly in english

[Kronus]

Granted, but in order to do so, you lose your paws.

I wish to go on a date with my greatest love today. (yes, I mean you, *whispers name*)

[Akajugo]

Granted, but in order to do so, your Lover will notice, that you are a little cheater.
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I wish myself, I could be the best thief throughout the world!!!

[Keiralovesbakura]

Granted but you get caught and are sentenced to life in prision.

I wish my ex would stop annoying me.

[Kronus]

congratulations, one more corps in this world.

I wish I knew what is wrong with my model of a human head.

[Keiralovesbakura]

Granted, everything!!!!!

I wish someone would draw me an awesome picture of Adrian from Little Nicky.

[Clank4Prez]

Done, I left it on the old YGOTAS site.

I wish I had an army.

[Mistyskye]

Granted, but all members die shortly afterward

I wish I had a telescope that worked underwater

[Kronus]

granted, but you get wet.

I wish Misty gave me back the money she stole from me.

[Almighty Bakura]

Granted, but it's all wet and can't be used for anything.

I wish we were allowed to have signatures. >.<

[Kronus]

I won't corrupt this wish, because it corrupts itself. signatures crowed the forum with repeating images and texts and nobody would be able to read the actual texts any more, because of all the signatures.

I wish to be friends with whoever answers to this.

[Almighty Bakura]

Granted, but I am accidentally shot the next day. >.>

I wish the forum had more than one skin.