This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah! Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow! Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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Old 08-16-2011
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Marik: Wait I'm a furry, too! Oh God this day just gets worse and worse! XD
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Old 08-16-2011
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^ I love Marik Plays Bloodlines. XD
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Also:
Marik: Wait, I'm a vampire. I no longer have a tan...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! XD
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Old 08-16-2011
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Lol. XD

Marik: I can't believe that on my first day as a vampire I sucked off a homeless guy.
Bakura: *laughing*
Marik: What's so funny?
Bakura: What you said... Just now.

Marik: Oh God, it's like a demonic Shakira, her hips don't lie!

XD
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Marik: Oh God, it's like a demonic Shakira, her hips don't lie!
One of my fav lines. :3
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Old 08-16-2011
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*opens door*Greetings! I am vengeance! I am the night! I am Batma--*door slams in Marik's face* Geez! I'm not having good luck with doors today
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Old 08-16-2011
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Yusei: Jack
Jack: Yusei!
Yusei: There's something else you should know.
Jack: Oh Boy! I can't wait to hear what it is.
Yusei: Card Games on Motorcycles
Jack: CARD GAMES ON MOTORCY...
Yusei: In 3D
Jack: I came.
Yusei: Me too.
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Old 08-16-2011
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Or in the last vid when he's talking to the Australian guy he starts to say, "Mate," after everything he says XD XD
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Old 08-16-2011
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Without Yugi
"Well if you want Yami this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of yaoi fanart of Yami Bakura..."

I'm on a blimp
"But this aint middle Earth
And we're not Frodo and Sam
And we're not gay by the way
Least I dont think that I am" (Oh, Malik)
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Evolution of Abridging:
Yami: "My mistake, nowacking33. Wait isn't she that rude leisbien?"
Yugi: "What makes you think she's a leisbien?"
Yami: "Well, she didn't sleep with me."
Yugi: "Maybe she's a virgin. Ever think of that?"
Yami: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHA. HAHA.....virgins."

Yami: "Let's take this classic scene from Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series."
"Wait a moment, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?"
Kaiba: "Yeah. So?"
Yami: "That's against the rules isn't it?"
Kaiba: "Screw the rules, I have money."
Yami: "Now let's see how Littlekuriboh would do it today."
"Wait a moment did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?"
Kaiba: "Yeah. So?"
Yami: "That's against the rules isn't it?
Kaiba: "INTERNET MEMES!! And now I'm gonna sing a song. IT'S FRIDAY...."
Yami: "Hahahaha......virgins."
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Yami: "Let's take this classic scene from Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series."
"Wait a moment, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?"
Kaiba: "Yeah. So?"
Yami: "That's against the rules isn't it?"
Kaiba: "Screw the rules, I have money."
Yami: "Now let's see how Littlekuriboh would do it today."
"Wait a moment did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?"
Kaiba: "Yeah. So?"
Yami: "That's against the rules isn't it?
Kaiba: "INTERNET MEMES!! And now I'm gonna sing a song. IT'S FRIDAY...."
Yami: "Hahahaha......virgins."
Win.
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That was EPIC WIN!!!!
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Old 09-02-2011
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Yami: Wait a moment, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yami: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Kaiba: SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!!!

These lines never get old!
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Old 09-02-2011
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Marik:"And now I summon the egyptian god card, Slipher the executive producer!"
*Slipher appears, growls*
Slipher: "I hunger!"
Yami: "Holy Mummra, look at the size of that thing! It makes Kaibas ego look possibly minuscule!"
Marik: "Hahahaha! Cower in fear pharaoh, because Slipher is going the executive produce the crap out of you!"
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Episode 35

Duke: "I'm Duke Devlin. Worship me won't you?'"
Yami: "Mustn't. Look. Directly at his face. So beautiful. No words to describe it. They should've sent a poet."
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Episode 40

Mai: Marik, you bastard! What have you done?
Melvin: I have doomed you to exist in your own worst nightmare, a world where everyone's breasts are bigger than yours!
Mai: Even Tristan's?
Melvin: Especially Tristan's! XD XD XD
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Old 10-10-2011
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Mokuba: Are brothers supposed to touch each other like that?

Noah: Just pretend we're Siamese twins...

Mokuba: Okay. *after a short pause* Still feels weird.
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Old 11-07-2011
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Default The new abridged movie Bonds beyond time
what did you guys think of the new movie?

"Why date a motorcycle when you? can have me?"
"Tell her Jack"
"GIRLS ARE SMELLY"
"he's right, they are"
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Old 11-07-2011
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"no homo"
"ALL THE HOMO"
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Old 12-07-2011
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Old 12-07-2011
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Marik: *sings* Be our guest, be our guest... omg Lumeire tried to kill me
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Old 02-03-2012
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Noah: "Hello pot. I'm kettle. You're black."
Kaiba: "Your hair's green!!!!! Mine's brown!!!!

Season Zero lolz
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Old 02-03-2012
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Marik: Put down The Count of Monte Cristo and open the count of Monte Door
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Old 06-24-2012
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Yami: Wait a moment, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yami: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Kaiba: SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!!!

These lines never get old!
I like this one better:
Kaiba: "SKREW THE VAGINA, I HAVE A VAGINA!"
Mokuba: "Big brother, is it time for my vagina yet?"
Last edited by TrixiSchutzo; 06-24-2012 at 10:13 AM. Reason: typo
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Old 07-10-2012
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Yami: "Blah blah, cardgames, blah."
Pegasus: "Blah blah blah, attack mode, blah."
Yami: "Blah blah, blah?"
Pegasus: "Blah."
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Old 07-10-2012
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Marik: Oh boy I love a good man hole
Bakura: (laughing)
from Marik plays blood line
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