Wishes will be Corrupted

[Persona]

Granted but then you get stuck in one time

I wish I could think of a better name @.@;

[Yoshimori]

granted but the name's already taken

I wish i could walk like every one else

[Mirage Gecko]

Granted but it's backwards.

I wish I could turn peoples brains into pudding.

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, but you eat it and it tastes terrible

I wish I was an all powerfull Genie!

[animex75]

granted, but your bottle is at the center of the earth and you're stuck in it

i wish this year would end already

[Choi Jin-Ah]

Granted, but IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD TOO! :D

I wish I could find money laying in the street, free for me to take~

[animex75]

granted, but it's Monopoly money

i wish i could be anywhere i wanted, whenever i wanted

[Choi Jin-Ah]

Granted, but each time you want to go somewhere, you can only send one body part at a time :V

I wish all the snakes in the world would go extinct >C

[animex75]

granted, but more dangerous kinds replace them

i wish for life

[Beyond Card Games]

Granted, but it doesn't last very long.

I wish for a jar of strawberry jam.

[LadyAile]

Granted, but someone steals it from you.

I wish I could remember where I left my keys.

[Yoshimori]

granted but you left them in a thief's hands

I wish life was more like a cartoon

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, but it soon gets cancelled.

I wish I had a time machine to fix everything

[animex75]

granted, but it breaks down in-between time-planes, trapping you outside time forever

i wish i was able to be in any anime i wanted

[Random Fanatic]

Granted, but you get killed in them.

I wish I didn't have to wish for anything.

[aaaaaaaaah]

granted, but we'll all die eventually, so it doesn't matter

I wish that I wished for a fish in a dish
oh what a wish to wish

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted-ish, but the fish in a dish was raw and squished

I wish I had better ryhming skills

[animex75]

granted, but now you're both Paradox Brothers

i wish i wasn't so evil on that one

[Umbrella Man]

Granted, but then you donate all of your 100000 dollars to chgarity.

I wish I was awesome at coloring

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, but you have nothing color with

I wish I couldn't have any regret

[ChaosVincent1]

done, you kill someone, get arrested, and don't even regret getting to know Bubba.

I wish for a quincy bow.

[CELTIC]

Granted but you die somehow

I wish Chaos hadn't killed this thread

[ChaosVincent1]

done, but someone else kills it.

I wish I had the power of illusion.

[CELTIC]

Granted but you use it for evil

I wish for 7 billon of dollar

[animex75]

granted, but it's Monopoly money

i wish i could live in RPs

[CELTIC]

Granted but your family hates you for doing so

I wish I was a film star

[wazza2k9]

granted but the film you star in is pirates of the caribbean 2

i wish my football team could actually win something this season

[CELTIC]

Granted but it's the wooden spoon they win

I wish for the best car in the world

[wazza2k9]

granted but you crash it into a ferrari

i wish for a monster truck

[klokwerk]

Granted, but you crash it into a ferrari.

I wish for taco bell.