Wishes will be Corrupted

[Skoringo]

Wish granted but it slices your face off.

I wish I had a tamed pet chupacabra

[ladykaiba419]

granted but then it died the moment it saw you xD

I wish I had a mokona plushie as big as me

[Outenkun]

granted but it eats you

I wish my sister wasn't over me ;_;

[Ayesha!]

Granted, but she is tomorrow. :]

I wish I had better sleep.

[Outenkun]

-d'awww-

granted but you sleep a thousand years after in the future, which is ruled by Disney's spawns

I wish I had some lentils....

[DarkSunDuelist]

Granted. Here's a bag of lentils, and now I'm gonna toss it into that gigantic barrel of Peanuts, Pecans, and Cashews. Have fun swimming in a giant barrel of nuts.

I wish the new Kingdom Hearts game would freaking come out already...In America.

[FirePixie109]

Granted, but its still in Japanese.

Wishes my internal clock made me awake from 9 AM till 1 AM instead of 12 PM till 4 AM.

[DarkSunDuelist]

Wish granted. You lose The Game.

I wish for a book of Japanese Kanji and Hiragana.

[Shiny]

Granted, but its a book for teaching English to Japanese speaking children.

I wish for weekends to be longer.

[DarkSunDuelist]

Granted. Weekends last forever, but you run out of things to do and kill yourself to escape the doldrums.

I wish I had Curaga.

[Outenkun]

Granted but you transform into a mushroom after using it

I wish I had more sushi

[Headcase]

Granted. Rotten fish.

I wish nobody would mess up this wish.

[Outenkun]

Granted, but a head without a body will

I wish I knew how to paint

[ladykaiba419]

Granted but no one liked it D:

I wish I have Chinese food to eat right naw

[Shiny]

Granted, but it doesn't taste like anything.

I wish I had a light box to trace things on.

[Headcase]

Granted, but all you have are half destroyed crayola crayon stubs.


I wish that something really BAD would come from this wish.

[DarkSunDuelist]

Granted. It's your death, which SOMEHOW ends all war, hunger, and suffering in the world FOREVER.

I wish that I had a 3-sided coin.

[ Figure THAT one out, bitches >.> ]

[Headcase]

Granted, though it rips a whole in your house for coming dangerously close to dividing by zero. Then it vanishes before you can flip it.


I wish something good AND something bad would happen from this wish.
(Impossible to ruin?)

[Outenkun]

granted but nothing happens (something good+something bad=nothing)

I wish days were longer

[ladykaiba419]

Granted but then you got so bored

I wish I live in Tokyo Japan

[Shiny]

Granted, but you live in a cheap apartment

I wish I didn't have to get up so early on Mondays

[ladykaiba419]

Granted but then Mondays got removed from the week :O

I wish I have something better to do

[Outenkun]

Granted but it´s a pain

I wish my neck didn't hurt

[DarkSunDuelist]

Granted. *cuts off head*

I wish for a black hole to suck up my house.

[ladykaiba419]

granted but it also sucked you in

I wish my cousin will come here right now

[DarkSunDuelist]

Granted. Your cousin has become a mass-murdering psychopath since you last saw them.

I wish for a piece of toast.

[Shiny]

Granted, but its horribly burnt.

I wish I had more time to make personal art.

[Outenkun]

Granted, but you don't like how it comes out (exactly what's happening to me, which is ironic ¬¬)

I wish I knew how to do digital art

[Skoringo]

Wish granted but it is aweful.

I wish I had a dvd box set with all the mighty morphing power rangers episodes on it.

[DarkSunDuelist]

Granted, but the DVDs are missing.

I wish for a Gamecube controller.