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04-04-2013
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Yu-Gi-Oh - The Ebonics'd Series
I like how Kaiba keeps slipping in & out of a southern accent & Yami can't stop sounding british.
I thought he was using the Gizoogle Ebonics Search Engine, so I looked up the transript for episode 1, but it was a little different. A lot is the same, but I think this version adds more swearing, more ebonics, & injects a lot of unnecessary additions. For some reason, this one doesn't translate "Blue Eyes White Dragon" or "no" at all. -------------------------------------------------------------------- YAMI: Yu-Gi-Oh! was filmed before a live basement crew. (School) YUGI: Yo Joey dawwwwg! Ghetto ta Joey dawwwwg! Yo, is you up in there, biatch? It aint nuthin but yo' move! JOEY: Sorry Yug, bustin dis Brooklyn accent make it hard as fuck ta concentrate on card games. TRISTAN I know what tha fuck you mean, mah voice is pretty crazy too! I be thankin bout changin dat shit. YUGI: By tha way, mah grandpa has a supa rare card. TRISTAN: Groovy! JOEY: Yo, bada-bing! KAIBA: (thinking) Rare card, biatch? That soundz vague enough ta be tha Blue-Eyes White Dragon fo' realz. And since I be a cold-ass lil lil pimp billionaire up in charge of a big-ass gamin company, I obviously have not a god damn thang mo' betta ta do than go check it out. (Intro; Redux only) (Game shop) YUGI: Yo Gramps, can we please peep yo' super-rare-awesome-chocolaty-fudge-coated-mega-super-card? GRANDPA I don't peep why not yo. Here it is, tha Blue-Eyes White Dragon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (holdz up tha card) JOEY: Thatz tha least threatenin name fo' a monsta Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I eva heard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! What kind of mook could want a cold-ass lil card like that? KAIBA: (pushes tha others aside) I be here fo' yo' Blue-Eyes oldschool man, n' I won't take "no" fo' a answer playa! Now, give it ta me! GRANDPA: No! KAIBA: Curses, foiled again! I be goin ta go hire some thugs ta kidnap you now, nahmeean, biatch? I be a funky-ass billionaire, so no muthafucka will even think bout pressin charges. (leaves) GRANDPA: That Kaiba kid needz ta git laid. TRISTAN: Big time! (Later) YUGI: (on tha phone) Yo muthafucka, Game shop! KAIBA: (on tha phone) I kidnapped yo' grandpa, Yugi, n' then I dueled his ass tha fuck into submission. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So could you git over here n' call a ambulizzle fo' him, biatch? I have far too much scrilla ta be sposed ta fuckin do it mah dirty ass. (hangs up) YUGI: Wait, whoz ass is this? (Kaibaz Duel Arena) YUGI: (runs over ta fucked up Grandpa) Grandpa! Is you aiiight? GRANDPA: For some reason, playin a cold-ass lil card game has caused mah crazy ass ta become severely fucked up. KAIBA: Thatz right son! And now, peep this muthafucka! (tears Blue-Eyes card up in half) YUGI: Grandpaz special super-rare-awesome-super-card! JOEY: What tha heck did you do dat for? KAIBA: So dat it could never be used against me!!! YUGI: In dat case, why not just tear up every last muthafuckin card up in tha whole ghetto? KAIBA: (quickly) Shut up n' duel me! YUGI: Don't worry Gramps, I be bout ta win dis duel wit yo' deck! GRANDPA: W-Wait a minute biaaatch! Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I been fucked up, so yo ass is goin ta loot mah deck n' go play cardz wit yo' arch rival? YUGI: (takes Grandpaz deck) Pretty much. GRANDPA: No wonder yo' muthafathas is never around! TÉA: (holdin a marker) Gather round everyone, n' I be bout ta mark our asses wit a special sign! (draws a smiley grill on her, Yugi's, Joey's, n' Tristanz hands) JOEY: Uh, Téa, hey not fo' not a god damn thang but...ain't dis permanent marker? TÉA: Oh... Whoops! JOEY: Why was you even carryin dat thang around up in tha straight-up original gangsta place? TÉA: I be a kleptomaniac, I stole it from school. TRISTAN: Yo, mah walletz missing! TÉA: (points ta Kaiba) Kaiba took it! YAMI: It aint nuthin but time ta duel! KAIBA: Wait, did yo' nutsack just drop up in tha last five secondz or something, biatch? What tha heck happened ta yo' voice? (A hologram of Hitotsu-Me Giant appears) YAMI: Holy Ra, real monsters! KAIBA: Actually, they just super-advanced holograms pimped fo' tha sole purpose of enrichin tha experience of a cold-ass lil childrenz card game! YAMI: Okay, seriously, you've gots ta be [bleep]in kiddin mah dirty ass. Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck wastes all they scrilla on suttin' like that? KAIBA: Da playa whoz goin ta beat yo' pasty pharaoh booty wit three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, thatz who! (summons three Blue-Eyes White Dragons) YAMI: Wait a minute, did you just summon a funky-ass bunch of monstas up in one turn? KAIBA: Yeah, so? YAMI: Thatz against tha rules, aint it? KAIBA: Screw tha rules, I have scrilla dawwwwg! Now draw yo' last pathetic card, Yugi, so I can finish you, nahmean biiiatch? YAMI: I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah Grandpaz deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba. Except maybe fo' Kuriboh... but it also has this! (holdz up Exodia tha Forbidden One card) Da unstoppable Exodia! KAIBA: Aah! Exodia! It aint nuthin but not possible biaaatch! Nobodyz eva been able ta summon him! YAMI: Fo' realz, biatch? Is dat cuz itz so rare? KAIBA: Fuck dat shit, itz cuz dis game make no sense. No Muthafucka can figure up how tha fuck ta do dat shit. YAMI: No Muthafucka except me! Exodia, obliterate! (Exodia destroys Blue-Eyes White Dragons) MOKUBA: Big brother, is it time fo' mah cameo yet? KAIBA: How.. yo. How tha fuck could you summon Exodia? YAMI: Kaiba, if you straight-up wish ta know...then rap ta tha hand hommie biaaatch! (mind-crushes Kaiba) KAIBA: Aaaaahhh! (faints) (Hospizitizzle) GRANDPA: (wakes up) I wet mah dirty ass. (Pegasuss Castle) HENCHMAN: Mista Muthafuckin Pegasus, sir, it seems tha reignin Duel Monsters champion has been defeated by one of mah thugs named Yugi fo' realz. Also, itz time fo' yo' sponge bath. PEGASUS: Mmm... (End; Redux version only) ["I be Back!" (Kaiba Theme)] [ever feel like yo ass is fuckin wit deja vu?] [well at least I didn't make greedo blast first] (Stinger) YUGI: (with Masta Shakez voice) Yo hey, funk time biaaatch! Goofin' off Martian style, wakka wakka! (Da followin is Redux version only) YAMI: Wait a minute, did you just summon a funky-ass bunch of monstas up in one turn? KAIBA: Yeah, so? YAMI: Thatz against tha rules, aint it? KAIBA: Yes it is. (giggles) Last edited by likalaruku; 04-04-2013 at 11:04 PM. 
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#2
04-04-2013
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I found this to be absolutely hilarious!! XD
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#3
04-05-2013
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This video was awesome, Blue Peeps Whitey Dragon? LOL. And that transcript, was gold
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#4
04-05-2013
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XD LK: (as Yugi) "Yo game shop?" He suddenly becomes Jaden. XD
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#5
04-05-2013
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IT WAS AWESOME.
BECAUSE OF THAT, I TRANSLATED THE JADEN VS. YUGI RAP BATTLE, TO SEE IF IT COULD GET ANY MORE WEIRDER AND POSSIBLY MORE OFFENSIVE... IT DID. Jaden: dis here iz it, Yugi. Me an' you. da final battle. da duel dat brothas’s been waiting fo'. ah’m not gonna hold back. Yugi: You bet, Jaden. dis here iz going ta be super special phat! ah can’t wait ta see yo' strengf. Jaden: Well aight then. Yugi, it's tyme ta spit some rhymes! Yugi: Bring it on Jaden wait, what? awww you gots gots ta be mothaf***ing kidding me. Jaden: aight Yugi, check it out, it's Jaden from GX, an' sad ta say, dawg, you’re muh (motha)f****kin new tess subject, So listen up, here it iz, da phat challenge ah suggest, Who ever spits da bomb rap outta' you an' me will be da best (no "bomb here), Duelist in da world, an' da King o' Games. You know ah gots ya beat but homie don’t be lame, dis here iz serious, you gots ta do it yo' title says you gots to. If you decline da challenge by default dat means ah beat you. Yugi ah hope you ready, Cuz dis here iz gonna be heavy, an' ah know you might think it’s unnecessary, But dat’s tough, Suck it up dawg, It’s somethin`you gotta do, Or you can leave an' lose yo' throne, it's up ta you. Yugi: awww, you think you hot sheeit huh? otay check dis here out (Primeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) Prime cut ba ch ba ch ca ba ch ch wa ch ch Ja-mikity-moe mack daddy what’s up (wut up) ah said uh jizz uh bang boom (boom) boom (boom) boom (boom) da diggy dog, ah said uh dog (uh dog) uh dog (uh dog) uh diggity dog. hey (no werd up) what you say Ja, O.K., yo' repartee's cliché, Forget trading cards, You should just take up ballet , You wants ta duel don’t act uh foo' or ah’ll just tell you "beotch please". da only consolation here iz you not from 5D's. So play da d***n card punk, 'cause its tyme ta throw down. h’m glad it’s one on one cuz all yo' n**** is clowns. Can't wait ta see yo' face turn ta sheer disgrace, When ah duel yo' punk**** right out o' dis here place. muh motha fuckin name iz Yugi Moto (yo' show's really lame) Each episode's da same, yeea dey is. Now git yo'self set ta be ashamed By da king o' games. (gggaaammmeeesss) Jaden: Ha, dat wuz uh'ight, but let me lay somethin' fresh on ya. Yugi: Uh, Jaden, you not black. Jaden: You’re 'boutto witness me be absolutely flawless, da bomb kind you’ll ever see ah’m being honest. ah’m da hardest da most purest known artist. an' awww, FYI, Yugi, ah’ve been taking ballet fo' six years regardless, But let me lay you somethin` fresh dawg what ah’m going ta do. Im'ma tell you somethin` dat’s uh hundred percent true, you not da king o' games homie, nahh, sorry, not you. It's yo' weird Egyptian n**** dat’s stuck inside you, You’re uh lazy sucka he do all da werk fo' you, Then you claim da fame fo' all da shiz an' sheeit he do. Whatcha even doin' being inside him anyway. brothas agrees, n****, dat iz fine ass salad tosser. (Apparently, that's how it said there.) Yami: You know somethin` Jaden? ah don’t think you know who you dealing wif. Well allow me ta fill you in. Yami: ah'm da mothaflippin' King o' Games. muh (motha)flipping(f****ing) fro's spiked an' muh mothaflipping pants is really tight, an' ah'm phat (ah'm phat). If you choose ta defend ah'm gonna condescend Cuz muh (motha)f*&^%in Dark Magic Attack'll cruize you straight round da bend. ah gots God Cards ah won from Battle City, Don’t believe me? Listen carefully ta dis here ditty. an' by da by yo' cards is shitty, an' so’s yo' show. Watch what happens when Slifer takes on Winged Kuriboh. Celtic Guardian/Dave: dey page me da… Celtic Guardian, muh (motha) f****n lyrics will blow yo' cranium ………umm……uh…… Yami: awww come on, Dave. Celtic Guardian/Dave: ah'm thinkin`……um……uhhh… Yami: Ugh, an' he wonders why ah never summon him. Celtic Guardian/Dave: Hang on here, ah think ah gots it. dey page me da Celtic Guardian, Stronger than titanium, Sharp as uh comedian, Here ah be sold out all da stadiums. ah'm not uh lower class dueling monster, Where did you git dat ridiculous conception? Did da Blue-peeps whitey Dragon tell you dat? f*** da Blue-peeps whitey Dragon! Seriously. Yami: muh (motha) f****n Trap an' Spell Cards dey don’t make sense, cuz they card descriptions is so immense. an' if you duel wif me it won't be tense. cuz against muh (motha) f****n monsters you've nahh defense. muh (motha) f****n cards is so potent ah might seem conceited, In fact all o' muh (motha) f****n opponents could swear dat ah cheated. sho, sometimes Yugi an' ah swap places, But who cares, so long as muh (motha) f****n enemies gots egg on they faces. Other duelists diss me, Say muh (motha) f****n cards is sissy. Why? Why? W-w-why, why exactly, why? dere’s nuttin' girly 'boutthe Dark Magician beotch, an' only real n****s use Watapon! Jaden let's face it, you second best (bomb), ah'm sending you straight back ta Yu-Gi-awww! GX! yo' deck's unbalanced an' yo' fro's uh Kuriboh, werd up, ho. ah'm da mothaflippin' Joey: He’s da mothaflippin' Téa: He’s da mothaflippin' Tristan: Who’s da mothaflippin'? Yami: ah'm da mothaflippin'… ah'm da mothaflippin'… ah'm da mothaflippin'… …MOTHAFLIPPIN'! Jaden: muh motha f***n fro looks nuttin' like uh Kuriboh! Yami: ah think you'll find it do. Jaden: do not! Yami: do too! Jaden: do not! Yami: do too times ten! Jaden: otay you asked fo' it n****! git ready, cuz when ah use dis here next card its ova! ah summon Elemental Hero Burstina- Ow… Yami: Huh. Yusei, what is you doin' here? Yusei: ah came ta dis here city ta play uh card game. Jack: [Off-Camera] ON MOTORCYCLES! Yusei: By da way, did ah just run ova Kuriboh? Yami: It’s otay, it wuz only Jaden. Jaden: ah think ah broke muh motha f******n coccyx! Yami: awww, walk it off, ya Mary Sue! ----------------------------- Sorry, couldn't resist.
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#6
04-06-2013
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XD Dark Magician Beotch!!?!?!?!?
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#7
04-06-2013
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AWESOME! that was hilarious. The Flight of the Concords reference is always a bonus :P
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#9
04-08-2013
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YES! XD
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#10
04-12-2013
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XD Blue Peeps Whitey Dragon card. I found the art on dA and made a card of it. I also ran the description of the original text through the Ebonics translator. XD
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#12
04-21-2013
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Did anyone see episode 46 Ebonics?
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#13
04-22-2013
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I didn't know there was one until you mentioned it :o I'm watching it now x3
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#14
04-22-2013
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MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN...AND CORNBREAD!!!!
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#15
04-22-2013
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MMMh! Sounds yummy!
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#16
04-23-2013
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i don't want to be rude but now i think LK should be a little more sensitive. i feel insulted!!
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#17
04-23-2013
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Why too much cursing? I'm pretty sure episode 46 ebonics was a request. And he did ask if he was being offensive. And he does kind of make fun of EVERYBODY with his series
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#18
04-25-2013
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In all seriousness regarding LK... Stop crying. If you're that sensitive, someone like you shouldn't even be watching the abridged series to begin with. The fact of the matter is that you're insulted over an ebonics translator. An ebonics translator that is keen on using 90's slang. If that isn't funny, I don't know what is. You're either a lulzy trololol or someone in legitimate need to go outside more often. He gave his warning and apologized in advanced. (Even censored himself, mind you.) You decided to watch it all the way through despite being a 13 year old cryhard. If you can't handle it, go back to watching Nicktoons.
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#19
04-25-2013
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no that not what i ment. besides i'm only 11.
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#20
04-25-2013
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#21
04-26-2013
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KYAAAAA!!!!! Guys knock it off! Quit fighting!
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#22
04-26-2013
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that does gtfo mean
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#23
04-27-2013
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04-27-2013
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I'm not sure who to side with on this.
I saw a lot of people hating on the video in the comments because they felt it was offensive but others thought it was hilarious Humor is subjective of course. You can't expect everyone to find certain things funny. I found it funny and not offensive in the slightest, but I was born in the 90's On the other hand I don't know much 90's slang
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#25
04-27-2013
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It just depends on the viewer, some people think its funny, some don't. But this is exactly the same kind of humor that's been in everyone of his videos and I for one think he should continue doing what makes us laugh. And these 2 vids made me laugh
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#26
04-28-2013
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If you find it offensive just don't watch it. I'm kinda curious to see what all the fuss was about so I'm gonna rewatch it :o Also I think 11 might be too young for this :( Gosh thinking back to when I was 11 and if I had been caught watching something like this O.O; DX (To be honest I probably wouldn't have understood the humor anyway lol)
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#27
04-29-2013
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okay okay. look just forget what i said. to be hones i relly love ygo:tas.
i apolgize for starting this argument. 
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#28
05-01-2013
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Okay, okay. Look, just forget what I said. To be honest, I really love YGO:TAS. I apologize for starting this argument. Also, it's 'Motorcycles'. Doesn't your age actually restrict you from being on this site? I could of sworn most forums have a '13 and up' policy, even when they are underage friendly. [EDIT] Oh wait a second. You need your parents consent. Last edited by Kitana_Matsuri; 05-01-2013 at 11:08 AM.
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#29
05-01-2013
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so i don't don't know how to spell some thing but anyway my parents always check the site be fore i get an account on it. and the tell me to lie about my age for reasons i dont know why.
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#30
05-02-2013
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LOL! I ran the Deleted Scenes Montage through the Ebonics translator. XD WARNING: Language. I put the "star thingies" on the swears.
Yo Deleted Scene #1 - Tristan Quotes Too Much YUGI: Tristan, it's come ta muh motha f*ckin attention dat you've been quoting TeamFourStar uh lot recently- TRISTAN: Goddammit, Nappa! YUGI: Yeah, yeah, dat's hilarious an' all but ah think dat maybe ah should warn you: around deez parts whenever someone quotes an abridged series dat ain't made by LittleKuriboh, dey kinda git they kneecaps broken... wif uh wrench. TRISTAN: Uh...goddammit, Nappa? YUGI: (holds up uh wrench) Specifically dis here wrench. Deleted Scene #2 - Zuiikin Gals JOEY: Nyeh, who is you n*ggas? What do you wants from me? STEVE: we's be here fo' yo' rarest card, Joey Wheeler. Now hand it ova! JOEY: awww n*gga! What do ah do, what do ah do? (uh video o' Zuiikin Gals appears, wif da cracker ass english sentence "Take anythin` you wants" being repeated ova an' ova) JOEY (monotone): Take anythin` you wants. STEVE: Hahahahahaha!!! JOEY: Ah, curse you, misleading samurai aerobic beotches! Deleted Scene #3 - Joey & Serenity at da Beach JOEY'S FATHER: gots fun being completely unsupervised, kids. SERENITY: Where is we's, Joey? Where is you taking me big brudda? JOEY: Since it's yo' fault our parents gots divorced, ah think ah'll dump you in da middle o' nowhere an' leave ya. SERENITY: you so funny, big brudda. JOEY: Yeah, ah know. (at da beach) JOEY: otay, sis. dis here iz yo' new home. da only problem iz it don' gots uh baf room, but ah figure you can always use da ocean. Y'know, fo' sh*t an' sheeit. SERENITY: But what do ah do 'boutfood? JOEY: Well, dere's always jellyfish. SERENITY: But ah'm allergic ta jellyfish! JOEY: Shut up an' eat yo' jellyfish! Deleted Scene #4 - Obligatory Deaf Note Reference PEGASUS: What? Even Chad from accounting? (uh n*gga falls off uh window) CROQUET: Especially Chad from accounting. PEGASUS: How very bizarre! ah wonder.. who could be killing all our employees so mysteriously? What do you think, L? L: Me think it wuz Kira. PEGASUS: awww, dat's what you always say. Deleted Scene #5 - Zuiikin Gals Return TRISTAN: Joey! yo' sister's been trippin' sick! What da hell happenedta you?! JOEY: Ahhh... dey... (Another Zuiikin Gals video rolls, dis here tyme wif da sentence "ah wuz robbed by two n*ggas") JOEY: (monotone) ah wuz robbed by two n*ggas. Deleted Scene #6 - da EFF Hole MARIK: Let us join forces, Bakura! an' together we's will use our combined strengf ta tear Yugi uh new [EFF!]hole! BAKURA: What da bloody hell be uh ****hole? MARIK: What? BAKURA: dat thin` you just said. What iz it? MARIK: uh [EFF!]hole? BAKURA: yeea . dat. MARIK: Well, dat's obvious, ain't it? BAKURA: Enlighten me. MARIK: Well, it's da hole dat you [EFF!]. BAKURA: So.. you mean uh lady box! MARIK: o' course! What else would ah [EFF!]? BAKURA: ah don' know... bottoms? MARIK: Argh, fo' da last friggin' tyme, ah do not partake in dat sort o' nonsense! ah only [EFF!] lady boxs! cuz ah'm totally straight! Ooooh, peep at me at muh motha [EFF]in straightness! BAKURA: otay. So what you sayin` iz... we's be going ta tear Yugi Muto uh new lady box. MARIK: Er... yeea ! dat iz totally what ah meant. BAKURA: ah wasn't aware he had an old lady box MARIK: awww, shut yo' face, Bakura! BAKURA: Kiss muh motha f*ckin ass, Marik! MARIK: But dere's sh*t down dere! Deleted Scene #7 - gramps's Bedside Manner SOLOMON: Bakura! Bakura! Wake up Bakura! BAKURA: What?! What iz it?! What could possibly be so bloody important dat you had ta violently shake me while ah'm lying sick in uh hospital bed? SOLOMON: ah just had muh motha f*ckin first successful bowel movement in two years! (silence) Hooray! (Bakura knocks him down) Whoa, Nelly! BAKURA: Congratulations. Now you've had yo' second. Deleted Scene #8 - Duke's Theme rap TRISTAN: Check it out, everybody! ah just found da remote fo' Duke's theme rap! DUKE: What?! werd up, give it back! TRISTAN: Now ah can change his theme rap fo' whatever ah wants. (plays "Safety get5 jiggy wit i" by n*ggas Without Hats) TRISTAN: Hmmm... too catchy. (plays "wut up n*ggas?!" by Maximum da Hormone) TRISTAN: Too metal. (plays "ah Just Can't Wait ta be King" from da Lion King) TRISTAN: Too Disney. (plays "Alone" by Celine Dion) TRISTAN: Too mushy. (plays "Cherry Pie" by Warrant) TRISTAN: Too eighties. DUKE: Wait, nahh, ah like dis here- (plays "Fett's Vette" by mc chris) TRISTAN: Too whitey. (plays "Fine Weather Rising Hallelujah" from Yu-Gi-awww! GX) TRISTAN: Too samurai. (plays da first cracker ass english Pokémon theme rap) TRISTAN: ah don' even know what dat iz! (plays "Ghost Nappa theme" by TeamFourStar. Duke nods his head) TRISTAN: werd up, dat's perfect! ah love dis here so- (gets kneecaps broken) Ow, muh motha f*ckin kneecaps! YUGI: Gee, ah wonder who could gots broken Tristan's kneecaps. Wif uh wrench. Specifically dis here wrench. L: Me think it wuz Kira. YUGI: Shut up, L. (Ending plays Cherry Pie wif da subtitles "Beware yugis bearing wrenches")
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