#3061
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Granted, but now you're driven insane from the fact that it's back from the dead.
I wish I was poisoned. |
#3062
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You died a horrible death, my friend.
I wish Adam lambert was straight so he can date me. |
#3063
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Lambert is now straight. But what is this!? Oh now! You've turned into a man! Dx
I wish for more Swedish Fish 8) |
#3064
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Granted but they all speak Norwegian now... talking candy
I wish for a quick release of the new Avatar movie |
#3065
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((Granted but the tickets are $15/person and the quality of the movie itself is horrid))
I wish that everyone would stop calling me a kitty >.< |
#3066
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Granted but they call you a puppy.
I wish I was a popular singer. |
#3067
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granted but you shave your head and pictures of you without panties show up
I wish I knew everything. |
#3068
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((Granted but you lose your friends because you reveal their deepest, darkest secrets.
I wish I didn't have writer's block >.<)) |
#3069
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Granted, now you have writer's brick WALL MUWAHAHAHAHAHA.
I wish I could do that thing in shows where they just go "BLBLBLBLBLLBBL" and then cut to the next scene, where everything's all done, but in real life. |
#3070
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granted, but the jobs are always badly done
I wish I could eat jell-o whenever I want. |
#3071
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Granted but your 1000000 pounds
I wish i never saw that scary video on date rape or suicide. |
#3072
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Granted, now your teacher plays it for you with sock puppets (y'know, for education)
I wish my math exams today turn out good. |
#3073
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Granted, but Good for an idiot is getting 3 questions right, which is a fail
I wish that sky would never be blue |
#3074
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You're wish is granted. Now the sky is a giant television screen that only plays bad youtube videos.
I wish that the all of the wishes made before this one were never posted. |
#3075
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granted, but to you it still seems like they were
I wish there was more pie. |
#3076
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Quote:
Granted but the puppets ate them all. I wish STDs didn't exist |
#3077
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Granted, but you are the first to discover them again.
I wish the YGO characters were real. |
#3078
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Granted, but Melvin kills you
I wish cardgames were such a big deal in our world, too |
#3079
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Granted, but now your death will be due to cardgames.
I wish I didn't need glasses. |
#3080
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granted, you're blind now
I wish they would finally dub Season 0 for American TV. |
#3081
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granted, but it's shown on a channel you don't have.
I wish that I had more friends. |
#3082
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granted but then you have to move to Uruguay
I wish there were no more deceptive politicians in the world |
#3083
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Granted but now there are Team Edward/Jacob PSAs
I wish twilight never exist (the movie) |
#3084
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Granted, but now it is produced as a broadway musical.
I wish the boy I liked actually liked me back as well. |
#3085
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Me too...Granted but he beats you every sundayand cheats on you every month
I wish Adam Lambert was my boyfriend, with age not mattering |
#3086
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Granted but you have to spend the rest of your lives in New Jersey
I wish they would make a movie of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies |
#3087
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Granted, but they make them running zombies. movie ruined!!
I wish that I didn't kill amigo montoyaz's father... |
#3088
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Granted, but Amigo still thinks you have
I wish every dead person was alive again |
#3089
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Okay, but they are all burried so they slowly suffocate and die again 5 minutes later.
I wish I could tell my band teacher I love him and get it the hell over with. |
#3090
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Granted, but he announces his rejection over nation-wide TV
I wish my pencil was sharp again |
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