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07-07-2013
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bump, did the GM forget about this game?
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#62
07-07-2013
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No, I've been putting it off for dark souls, same as personal hygiene and meals.
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#63
07-07-2013
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ESPECIALLY personal hygiene.
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#64
07-07-2013
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gcar tries running to Tom Nook in the west, and ends up in the south. East The moose is staring into your soul. West Tom Nook is lonely. South Nate immediately starts turning the floor into quicksand, several books full of furry porn falling into the depths of... depths. He turns to run, but he's stopped by Fenny shoving a huge amount of viagra down his throat, stopping his ability to run and possibly giving him a heart attack if he lasts to the next turn without getting treatment. zsil, however, is undeterred. Bravely he runs away, aaaaand right into gcar's breasts, which are currently being mauled by a moose. She managed to guard herself with Ninjas' corpse, but now zsil is being mauled by the Moose. 15 HP. Gcar says "WHAT THE HELL, THIS ISN'T TOM NOOK'S PLACE!" zsil, annoyed by the Moose and life in general screams out "FUCK IT, PIKACHU USE THUNDER ON FUCKING EVERYONE!" Pikachu does so, dealing 10 HP to everyone except the armoire which seems to be falling on top of... Nate. Also gcar. Since she's rubber. And it kind of bounced off and killed him. Oops. Nate takes 45 HP of damage from the armoire of invincibility, and as everyone begins sinking to the floor, Zariu kicks the tentacle monster out of the... I SAID Zariu kicks the tentacle monster out of the... ... Excuse me a moment. ............. Okay, NOW Zariu kicks the tentacle monster out of the armoire of invincibility, and it grabs everyone and tries to do xxx things with them but it seems to be missing a lot of its vigor at this point. Nonetheless, it grabs them as they sink. Zariu hides in the armoire and meows a few times like Snake. Now what will they do? Center Zariu is given an armoire of invincibility, a catapult, and a tentacle monster. She thinks as a clock appears above her head. Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock DING! She sets up the catapult and places the armoire of invincibility on it. She sets the catapult to go off in 30 seconds, and shoves the tentacle monster into the armoire, then gets into it herself. Needless to say, some xxx stuff happened in there, but moving on.  gcar - South - 35 HP Fenny - South -20 HP Zariu - South - 55 HP zsil - South - Ghost Nate - South - Ghost ebil - East - Ghost Ninjas - North - Ghost ITR - South - Ghost grim - East - Ghost The Moose - The Room With a Moose - Infinite HP The Other Moose - It Could Be Anywhere By Now - Infinite HP Last edited by HolyShadow; 07-07-2013 at 01:07 PM.
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Three women remain.
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#69
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I'm just fighting for second.
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#71
07-09-2013
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-sits on gcar's head-
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#72
07-09-2013
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I climb on top of the armoire to avoid sinking into the quicksand.
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#73
07-13-2013
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Fenny? Nothing?
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07-13-2013
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well it has been six days, he would have shown by now, if he was going to do something.
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#77
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blah blah blah blah blah
results later today
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*hopes I've got at least one more turn left in me, because I am planning something spectacular for the final turn*
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07-16-2013
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Fenny, half sunk into the quicksand, tries to get out by making a mountain of happy pills and throwing them at everyone else. Gcar and Zariu start orgasming from the massive aphrodisiac cocktail.
Zariu tries to run toward Fenny but can't really move because of the aforementioned orgasming and her slash with a tsuchinoko didn't really work as it turned invisible and crawled away. Gcar, not really wanting to stop orgasming from Fenny's attack, hesitates to turn Fenny to glue. In that time Zariu decides to dance on gcar with... her limp, orgasm-riddled body. Her item just plain old didn't materialize this time. She then squirts... ... You people are making me write this stuff. See why I took so long? Zariu then squirts gcar's glue all over them both. gcar adds her glue to the mix but it doesn't seem to do anything. Naturally Fenny's drugs bounce off of her and stick to him, and he starts orgasming as well, ultimately culminating in him, gcar, and Zariu all sinking into the quicksand Nate left behind. The winner is... CHUCK NORRIS!
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07-16-2013
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Besides, Zariu and I should have one turn left. And I intend to use it or abuse it, with the aid of EbilkittyGhostPrincess.
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07-16-2013
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I could've just given Zariu stiletto heels and had her squirt you with lava. Rubber is weak to stabbing and the second lava touches you even if you try to bounce it off you're gonna burn.
Either way it's a three-way tie. Be happy with that.
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#83
07-16-2013
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Ebilkittyghostprincess grab my boob!
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#84
07-16-2013
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Another Round?
Will there be another round?
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#85
07-16-2013
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#86
07-16-2013
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"ADVENTURE!!" (Thank you, and I will never play another Battle type forum again. I only joined this one, because HS was an old friend, nothing more. Basically I've been screwing around the entire round. Even my power wasn't serious, but I ran with it as an extra added excuse just to mess around.)
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#87
07-17-2013
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Who cares, do it again
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#88
07-17-2013
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I could stand to do this again, but if killshot ever posts in this topic, I'm immediately leaving after that round.
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07-17-2013
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Someone who doesn't get along with HS
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