Hi, I'm the Ocean, and this is the BAR.

[biggles1]

[kudos]

Originally Posted by l3o2828

Here you go.

[ I get it cuz they're boobies ]

Here's what you're looking for, Biggles

[biggles1]

Originally Posted by kudos

[ I get it cuz they're boobies ]

Here's what you're looking for, Biggles

[[^_^]]

.... that's only a single tit, they're supposed to come in pairs! Or sometimes three, if you're in a martian slum

[musigal]

Originally Posted by Face

Well, hard things usually are more fun than easy things

Hurrhurr

Originally Posted by grimfang999

Photographic evidence is required to be publicly displayed else I shall lay the claim of which the situation you describe never had existed or occurred, and was simply a fabrication of ones own mind.

Tldr: pics or it didn't happen

Originally Posted by TheOcean

Sancho looks like he has a lot of personality. Also the budgie is adorable.

He jumped from my hand into the middle of our Scrabble game on Friday and messed up the board. >.>

Originally Posted by kudos

[ I get it cuz they're boobies ]

Here's what you're looking for, Biggles

You stole my joke.
=P

[[^_^]]

Originally Posted by musigal

Hurrhurr

That.... was actually one of the few times I wasn't making a joke. There's more feeling of accomplishment when you do something that's hard

[animex75]

Originally Posted by musigal

He jumped from my hand into the middle of our Scrabble game on Friday and messed up the board. >.>

what a sore loser

[[^_^]]

TRIPLE BIRD SCORE!

[animex75]

someone sent us a fuckton of meat (incluing a bunch of filet mignon) and we have no idea why

[[^_^]]

I'm sure it's not poisoned, that's crazy talk, you should enjoy. Have some steak tonight

[animex75]

there was at least 10 pounds! we have steak, chicken breast, aforementioned fliet mignon, and i think there was some cheesecake in there too

it's from a friend of the grandparents, thanking them for something...and my grandmother can't figure out what

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

I feel bad and I am a bad person.

I ruined Puff the Magic Dragon for Harry.
I told him the true story behind the cartoon and song.
He's heartbroken.

[biggles1]

Originally Posted by animex75

there was at least 10 pounds! we have steak, chicken breast, aforementioned fliet mignon, and i think there was some cheesecake in there too

it's from a friend of the grandparents, thanking them for something...and my grandmother can't figure out what

So, party at yours this weekend?

[animex75]

no actually, this weekend has a family thing

[[^_^]]

Cleaning woman?!?!?!

[[^_^]]

Sim City 2000 now free to download

http://www.expertreviews.co.uk/games...ee-to-download

[[^_^]]

I can't stop watching that gif while listening to

[Clank4Prez]

Originally Posted by animex75

no actually, this weekend has a family thing

i didn't know weekends had family things :V

[biggles1]

Reading about someone who had to get the bus to hospital because they 'Couldn't afford' an ambulance depresses me immensely.

(Person was in Michigan)

[animex75]

America!

[[^_^]]

You're not charged up front for ambulance rides. I believe that most everywhere you're not charged at all for them, unless you use a private ambulance service.

[animex75]

i dunno, those things can be quite expensive

[animex75]

[^_^], have you gotten into designing Christmas decorations?

[[^_^]]

No, you don't see Ren'sAss ornaments, [^_^] present boxes, Sai stockings, and Len Kagamine roasting on an open fire, now do you?

[animex75]

i see lots of penis candles, and that definitely looks like you handiwork

[[^_^]]

My handiwork? Not in the slightest. Also, if your penis looks like one of those candles, you should probably see a doctor. Especially since one of those 'testicles' is so much larger than the other. It's normal to have one slightly larger, but such a difference as there could be a sign of several bad things.

[animex75]

i said nothing of the sort

besides, it looks like the sort of practical joke you would pull

[TheOcean]

Arg. Part of not wearing make-up at work and looking frumpy is that less people are supposed to hit on you.... I know people will tell me to take a compliment but I am not the kind of person who likes being hit on by customers.

[animex75]

maybe wear creepy clown make-up next time?

[TheOcean]

Lol pretend to be a juggalo at work.