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Old 05-02-2011
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I hate to sound snarky (Is that a word?) but except for the one with the the lighter I thought all of them were quite stupid. the one in the amusment park( or water park, w/e) would have been cool if you didnt see the bomber there right in the first second.
the ones about duel monster/capmon were realy half-assed.
the one with the tamaguchi was pretty funny, as it all came down to jounouchi been a jerk.

for those who come here and don't know WTF we're talking about, here is the sum- up:
hugh ass spoilers ahead!
 

ep 1: yami yuugi fights a bully. the game is pick the high cards. yami wins because the plot demands it. (as seen in the abridge episode already)

ep 2: a criminal takes tea/anzu hostage. the game is: use only one finger. the criminal chose the one on the trigger of his gun. yami yuugi chose his thumb and used it on a lighter. The already extremly drunk criminal let him light his cigar for him, but instead he put the lighter, still on, on the hand holding the gun, preventing him from firing it, or he might catch fire from all the alcohol on him. (my favorite)

ep 3: yuugi meets kaiba. he is smiling through the whole episode. puppies body count is still incomplete. kaiba steals gradnpa's blue eyes and uses it against yami in duel monster. the blue eyes self destruct because of the heart of the cards. kaiba remembers in the last minute that one of his cards can end the game in a draw, and then go thorugh a nervouse break down because it ended up in a draw. idiot.

ep: 4 tristan/honda buys a rare watch for the girl who was'nt importent enough the be in the rest of the show. a creep who is crazy about watches steals it. yami fights the creep. the game: stop the stop-watch as close to 10 seconds. the twist is that at 10 second a giant thing comes and cut through you if your too late. yaami focused on the giant thing insted of the timer and pressed the button at 09:95. bullshit. the creep askes for another chance and get his stupid ass hand cut.

ep 5: shadi (is that how his name is spelled?) is introduced. after doing weird shit and pissing yuugi off by calling him a little kid, he goes into his mind, and meets yami. the game: find the real mind room of yami thourgh a maze.
shadi find his room, and almost get himself killed. not sure if there was realy a game in this one.

ep 6:shadi comes back and mindfucks tea and tristan, then challange yuugi to some stupide games. yami wins with friendship.

ep 7: everyone plays with tamagutchi. a weird kid treats one of his classmates as a pet, and yami challange him to a tamagutchi battle. yuugi's tamagutchi gets date-raped early on in the episode by joey's tamagutchi, and that makes him a badass apearently, so he wins. nothing makes even a little sense in this one.

ep 8: kaiba summons an old british guy with a doll fetish to fight yuugi in duel monster. yami wins because dolls are weak against sound waves. if you see logic in that statments, god help you.

ep 9. joey thinks a yo yo is cool. he is wrong. some bullies who used to be his friends are beating kids up using yo-yos as a weapon. yaami challange them to a yo yo fight and makes them drop throught the roof. why were they on the roof? why not?!?!

ep 10:there is an evil but pretty teacher that makes tea's life a bitch so yami fight her. he challange her to complete a broken mirror like a puzzle while being blind folded, and lets her cheat. she wins but she actually lost because.. its magic, STFU.

ep 11:remember that unimportent character? she has a stalker who likes crapsule monsters. yaami fight him. he wins because random special effect is random.

ep 12:a kid who has insane amount of luck and also works for kaiba challange yuugi. the game: matching pairs. the game crashes from yami failing so hard. and then the kid loses. then he stoped being lucky.

ep 13: a fake fortune teller tries to get into tea's pants so yami goes in for the kill. the game: bottles of poisenous gas fall at random. yami wins because the millenium puzzle defies gravity.


I'll continue the other half some other time. please forgive me for spelling mistakes because I am dead tired right now.

Last edited by DRlol; 05-02-2011 at 05:53 PM.
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